Republicans For Jennifer Garrison

Hotness Brings Us Together
August 5, 2009, 4:57 pm
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You all laughed when I said that Jennifer Garrison was Ohio’s Sarah Palin and that it was a good thing.

Well, let me ask you:  if she looked like Golda Meir, would Governor Flip-Flop be working to silence the homosexual lobby for her?

I say no.  I say Teddy has a little crush on his Southeast Ohio homegirl, and he’s willing to throw his would-be “allies” under the bus.

Let me tell you, I’ve never been happier to have a Governor with no scuples, because even though he’s wrecking Ohio’s economy, he’s single-handedly insuring that Jennifer Brunner’s ACORN-tarred legacy stops with one term.  He got every quasi-respectable Democrat in the state to stand up with Jennifer when she announced, and now, seeing the very real threat to her candidacy from the moonbat left, is moving to secure that flank.  I don’t like that it’s giving the homosexual lobby access to Jennifer’s campaign, but let’s be real:  even our Socialist President Barack Obama knew enough not to give the sodomites what they were after once he successfully courted their votes and money.  And Jennifer Garrison has way the hell more constitution than Barack Obama.

Don’t think this is irrelevant, either– if the gays and their allies were successful in uniting behind Marilyn Brown, the best conservative option for Secretary of State would never make it our of the primary.  They can organize, they’re in the cities, where voter fraud is rampant, they can control the liberal wing of the party, and because they don’t procreate they have fucking tons of money to spend on things like buying elections.

But now we don’t have to worry about that.  And the best part?  It can’t possibly backfire because he’s already given himself all the cover he needs with worms-eye-view gay activists.

I love it when a plan comes together.


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