Republicans For Jennifer Garrison


Hotness Brings Us Together
August 5, 2009, 4:57 pm
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You all laughed when I said that Jennifer Garrison was Ohio’s Sarah Palin and that it was a good thing.

Well, let me ask you:  if she looked like Golda Meir, would Governor Flip-Flop be working to silence the homosexual lobby for her?

I say no.  I say Teddy has a little crush on his Southeast Ohio homegirl, and he’s willing to throw his would-be “allies” under the bus.

Let me tell you, I’ve never been happier to have a Governor with no scuples, because even though he’s wrecking Ohio’s economy, he’s single-handedly insuring that Jennifer Brunner’s ACORN-tarred legacy stops with one term.  He got every quasi-respectable Democrat in the state to stand up with Jennifer when she announced, and now, seeing the very real threat to her candidacy from the moonbat left, is moving to secure that flank.  I don’t like that it’s giving the homosexual lobby access to Jennifer’s campaign, but let’s be real:  even our Socialist President Barack Obama knew enough not to give the sodomites what they were after once he successfully courted their votes and money.  And Jennifer Garrison has way the hell more constitution than Barack Obama.

Don’t think this is irrelevant, either– if the gays and their allies were successful in uniting behind Marilyn Brown, the best conservative option for Secretary of State would never make it our of the primary.  They can organize, they’re in the cities, where voter fraud is rampant, they can control the liberal wing of the party, and because they don’t procreate they have fucking tons of money to spend on things like buying elections.

But now we don’t have to worry about that.  And the best part?  It can’t possibly backfire because he’s already given himself all the cover he needs with worms-eye-view gay activists.

I love it when a plan comes together.



Jenny Garrison Is Brilliant
August 3, 2009, 9:22 pm
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Jenny Garrison understands how to make somebody her bitch.  How do I know?

She’s in the race for five minutes and starts throwing bombs.

Yeah, yeah, I know, we’re republicans, we have values.

Well, first, I’m a Republican backing a Democrat.  So while I have values, I’ll let her bend the rules a little bit.  But know what else calling your opponent a cheat in a race for the position that will chair elections in a state means?

It means you’re taking something that has to be their strength, and making it their weakness.

Sound familiar?

Sure, President Bush was known for sucking, and generally betraying conservative values at every turn, but you know what he was really good at?  Campaigning.  Democrats kept underestimating him, and he kept kicking their asses.  So what does this accusation do for those of us hoping to bring a pro-life, pro-family, pro-second amendment government back to Ohio?

1)  It makes Marilyn Brown go on the defensive.  As much as anybody with a 200K quarter has the ability to attack, now she really has to focus her resources on showing she’s not a cheat and a liar.  Fundraising/allocation of resources WIN.

2)  It makes Marilyn Brown look weak.  Mary, we just got all up in your grill.  What’choo gonna do about it?  If you won’t stand up for yourself, how will voters trust you to stand up for them?



This Is Exciting!
August 3, 2009, 9:21 pm
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Well, that didn’t take long– Obama’s anti-American agenda started inspiring backlash in his own party.

It only took six months of being controlled by the anti-gun lobby, pro-abortion groups, environmental extremists, and the homosexual agenda to ferment a revolution among Democrats.  Know how I know?

There’s a coup going on, right here in Ohio.

Zack Space?  Steve Driehaus?  Charlie Wilson?  All Blue Dogs.  All willing to keep liberalism in check from the inside, if you will, except for Space, who is probably so calculating as to get in on this as an apology for allowing socialized medicine to pass his house committee.

And where were these fine gentlemen today?  Standing behind Jennifer Garrison, when she announced that she was going to be Ohio’s next Secretary of State.  You know, the job that is currently held by Democratic hyper-partisan/ACORN pawn Jennifer Brunner, the job that delivered Ohio to our maybe-legal-maybe-not President.  Don’t think for a second that Brunner’s going to let Jon Husted walk off with her old office while her Senate race goes down in flames.  She’s going to make sure the keys to Ohio lie with the liberals.  Unless…
Unless Space, Wilson, and Driehaus redeem themselves for supporting the abomination that’s sitting in Ronald Reagan’s chair right now.  Because Jennifer Garrison is the best thing conservatives in Ohio ever could have hoped for.  Look:

  • NARAL, the Pro-Abortion Lobby, gave her a 0
  • The NRA gave her an A rating
  • She won her seat–knocking off RINO Nancy Hollister–in 2004 by standing up for traditional marriage and protecting our families from homosexuals
  • And she’s won endorsements from Right To Life, Moms for Ohio, and Buckeye Firearms – real Americans who sponsored the patriots who stood up at our modern day tea parties the liberals like to mock, when not busy killing babies.
  • Rumor has it she was comtemplating accepting an offer from Kasich to be his LG, so you know she stands up for what she thinks is Right, and not just her corrupt party

Is this an independent woman, or is this an independent woman?  And she’s hot.  Smoking hot.  Ohio’s Sarah Palin hot. And like Palin, she is clever enough to send the liberal media into spasms for trying to discredit her.

But back to the coup– Obama’s dangerously liberal agenda brought this on.  Space, and Driehaus, and Wilson, all of whom have opposed the Messiah at different turns, are sticking in the dagger, on him, on Brunner, on the whole liberal cabal, by putting somebody in the Democratic Primary Who Actually Has Common Sense And Can Win.  Brunner can’t steal an election from a Democrat.  And if she steals it from Husted, who strikes me as being too-smart-by-half, we still get somebody who’s not an ACORN puppet.

Democracy’s coming back, Ohio.  And it looks amazing in heels.